@blaaksuedepumps on Twitter has narrated how her uncle goes to funeral ceremonies of people he has never met.
She claimed that he looks up the obituaries in newspapers and then attends the event posing as a friend or previous co-worker of the deceased.
Wrote a rather funny story of how he plays it out. Read below;
"Sooooo i found out that for the past 6 months, my uncle has been going to funerals to go to the repass after for food. HE DOESNT KNOW THESE PPL. HE LOOKS IN THE DEATH NOTICES IN THE PAPER. OH MY GOD. “Some ppl just have the spirit of grief in their greens”
"He then told me he would look at the city obituaries on the funeral home websites. He is the fattest nigga I’ve ever seen in my life.
"And when i tell you my uncle is one of the most FLAMBOYANT men I’ve ever seen. I can imagine him hooting and hollering at the funerals he went to telling ppl the person who died was so close to him knowing DA*N WELL he don’t know them
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WHO DOES THIS??????
"How you attend somebody funeral you don’t know, grieve with them, then go to their home to eat the repass food?????
My black a*s uncle.
My uncle is 50. FIFTY. I don’t even know young ppl who would do that.
“The lady at the repass took a liking to me and me and her were sitting there talking about the macaroni and cheese!!”
I took home two plates”
Now i KNOW whoever died is rolling in their fu*king grave at this cuz my uncle is sitting with the family whom he don’t even know. I wondered how he never got caught..."
“I read the obituaries beforehand so i can know things about the deceased before going to the funeral home. I’ve been telling families we worked together at previous employers”
My mother has been LAUGHING about his ALL FU*KING MORNING. She honestly entertains this sh*t and is getting a kick out of it
"I am so embarrassed. And i can’t go to the family tom bout what my uncle did cuz they gonna be looking for his a*s. Ever since he got fired from his previous job, he been acting a DA*N FOOL
My uncle ain’t got a job. So he collect benefits and do this in his spare times. He says he goes to a funeral at LEAST once a week but he’s gonna “up the ante” once his benefits start running out ��
"IF YOU SEE A BIG AND TALL GAY MAN THAT YOU CANNOT IDENTIFY AS A FRIEND/FAMILY OF THE DECEASED, THATS HIM
Don’t try to beat his a*s cuz he can AND WILL fight. And don’t try to get him arrested. Just tell him to go home- TO HIS HOME"
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